15 things all tall girls are really tired of hearing

I’ve just collated a number of things I always hear as a tall girl. Be sure to let me know in the comments if I’m missed anything off! 😉

 

1. You’re really tall


 

2. I bet it’s so hard for you to find a boyfriend

 

3. You could be a model


Despite it being very far from the truth, I secretly love it when you say this. Please keep saying this. Please.

 

4. You’re tall – so everyone is short to you


No! It doesn’t work like that. I don’t have a completely warped concept of space just because I’m tall!

 

5. I like tall girls

 

6. You’re like a giraffe


That’s kind of mean.

 

7. You should play basketball!

 

8. Or volleyball


via giphy.com
 

9. You’re like a Gazelle


Please stop comparing me to animals.

 

10. Hey tall person could you get that for me?

 

11. I wish I was your height

 

12. You make me feel really short

I am really sorry about that. You make me feel like a giant, but I was polite enough to keep that to myself. Just saying.

 

13. How tall are you?

I literally know my height in all languages; in feet and in metres.

 

14. No – you’re taller than that

I JUST SAID I KNOW MY HEIGHT IN ALL LANGUAGES – IN BOTH FEET AND METRES!

 

15. … But I’m 6ft

Yeah I’m just going to stop talking now.

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