I’ve just collated a number of things I always hear as a tall girl. Be sure to let me know in the comments if I’m missed anything off! 😉
1. You’re really tall
2. I bet it’s so hard for you to find a boyfriend
3. You could be a model
Despite it being very far from the truth, I secretly love it when you say this. Please keep saying this. Please.
4. You’re tall – so everyone is short to you
No! It doesn’t work like that. I don’t have a completely warped concept of space just because I’m tall!
5. I like tall girls
6. You’re like a giraffe
That’s kind of mean.
7. You should play basketball!
8. Or volleyball
9. You’re like a Gazelle
Please stop comparing me to animals.
10. Hey tall person could you get that for me?
11. I wish I was your height
12. You make me feel really short
I am really sorry about that. You make me feel like a giant, but I was polite enough to keep that to myself. Just saying.
13. How tall are you?
I literally know my height in all languages; in feet and in metres.
14. No – you’re taller than that
I JUST SAID I KNOW MY HEIGHT IN ALL LANGUAGES – IN BOTH FEET AND METRES!
15. … But I’m 6ft
Yeah I’m just going to stop talking now.